onsdag 18. februar 2009
THE OBAMA PRECIDENCY
2009
January
The New Era begins.
Shutting down of Gitmo. Getting to know the job, settling in, ajusting the office chair, etc.
Starting peace, environmental and economical negotiations.
February
Middle East peace talks.
Project US Economy Salvation starts.
April
The car industry agrees to start building only environmental-friendly cars from now on. This gives the industry the money they need to survive this financial crisis.
Other actions to save the environment are taken also.
September
Palestine and Israel agrees on a joint government, creating a lasting peace in the Middle East. Their constitution is masterly designet by Obama himself.
Korean reunion! North and South Korea will again be one.
They try to change the name of their new nation into Barackorea. Obama refuses the honor (although he admits in an interview later that her was «very flattered»).
All remaining species of tiger are now officially Safe!
Their habitats are secure, and there are agreements on when&how to enlarge the reserved nature areas as the populations grow.
The Pandas are next up on this new and fastgrowing WWF-list.
The African states are saying that since the borders on this continent was drawn by greedy colonist governments, they will now redraw them properly, taking care of the different cultures and peoples actually living here. Obama is strongly involved in the process.
February
Africa unites! They realize that the best way of fixing their problem is to have a union, giving great amounts of self-government to any area/group that wishes to have it it (and have peaceful intentions). Some countries, like South Africa, votes to remain a nation, but other groups chooses otherwise, some, like the Tuaregs and the Masai create extensive Nomad Zones.
August
As all the resourses of the continent now is owned and controlled by the African Union, they are finally powerful enough to demand fair prices for their products.
There is soon immense wealth available that they use to conquer poverty and starvation on the continent. Africa promises to start helping everybody else as soon as they have repaired themselves. Thanks to Obamas help they estimate this to take «at least a couple of years, but no more than five, six at the most.»
World Peace!
All State Leaders all over the world are announcing this in similar speeches to theis own people at 3 AM Greenwich Time, saying that saving the planet is more important than quarreling and bickering over the pieces.
The result is predictably that almost nobody bothers to vote this autumn. Less than 10% of the population votes, the rest is saying «If we can't vote for Barack Obama, there's no point in voting at all!»
Obama then makes a great speech (some says it's his best ever), bringing the flame and enthusiams back into the voting spirit of USA.
He issues a reelection, in which there is a 93% attendance!
Although he has tried to make it a fair election, not openly endorsing any of the candidates, almost every vote goes to the candidate that Obama likes best...
Obama leaves the White House.
There is a great, unofficial, national mourning. People are wearing black armbands to honor the end of USA's Glory Days. This, however, is very shortlived, as..
February
...the new president turns out to be very good as well. She's doing some really good things, and people are very pleased. She admits «Obama is a very hard act to follow», but she promises to do her best, and, making a joke about her own appearance, goes on to say that «it's not over 'till the fat lady sings!»
Everybody is happy.
He is now the President of the United Nations.
The end
The First Obama Settlement on Mars!
Native Martians arrive to the grand opening seremony to pay their tribute to the great Earth Leader
January
The New Era begins.
Shutting down of Gitmo. Getting to know the job, settling in, ajusting the office chair, etc.
Starting peace, environmental and economical negotiations.
February
Middle East peace talks.
Project US Economy Salvation starts.
April
The car industry agrees to start building only environmental-friendly cars from now on. This gives the industry the money they need to survive this financial crisis.
Other actions to save the environment are taken also.
September
Palestine and Israel agrees on a joint government, creating a lasting peace in the Middle East. Their constitution is masterly designet by Obama himself.
2010
Spring
North and South Korea finally explodes into full scale war. This last for almost a month.
Then Obama emerges from a secret meeting with the Korean state leaders, having fixed the situation.
Korean reunion! North and South Korea will again be one.
They try to change the name of their new nation into Barackorea. Obama refuses the honor (although he admits in an interview later that her was «very flattered»).
2011
Moonbase 1 !!!
2012
June 23th
The entire world holds a 24 hours Peace Day.
Nobody is fighting anywhere, everybody are rejoicing. Stories come in from all over the earth about rich people buying foods for the poor and the hungry.
2013
All remaining species of tiger are now officially Safe!
Their habitats are secure, and there are agreements on when&how to enlarge the reserved nature areas as the populations grow.
The Pandas are next up on this new and fastgrowing WWF-list.
(During this work for the tigers, a new species of small jungle tiger is discovered, and is given the Latin name of Tigris Obamiensis)
2014
The African states are saying that since the borders on this continent was drawn by greedy colonist governments, they will now redraw them properly, taking care of the different cultures and peoples actually living here. Obama is strongly involved in the process.
February
Africa unites! They realize that the best way of fixing their problem is to have a union, giving great amounts of self-government to any area/group that wishes to have it it (and have peaceful intentions). Some countries, like South Africa, votes to remain a nation, but other groups chooses otherwise, some, like the Tuaregs and the Masai create extensive Nomad Zones.
August
As all the resourses of the continent now is owned and controlled by the African Union, they are finally powerful enough to demand fair prices for their products.
There is soon immense wealth available that they use to conquer poverty and starvation on the continent. Africa promises to start helping everybody else as soon as they have repaired themselves. Thanks to Obamas help they estimate this to take «at least a couple of years, but no more than five, six at the most.»
2015
World Peace!
All State Leaders all over the world are announcing this in similar speeches to theis own people at 3 AM Greenwich Time, saying that saving the planet is more important than quarreling and bickering over the pieces.
2016
The result is predictably that almost nobody bothers to vote this autumn. Less than 10% of the population votes, the rest is saying «If we can't vote for Barack Obama, there's no point in voting at all!»
Obama then makes a great speech (some says it's his best ever), bringing the flame and enthusiams back into the voting spirit of USA.
He issues a reelection, in which there is a 93% attendance!
Although he has tried to make it a fair election, not openly endorsing any of the candidates, almost every vote goes to the candidate that Obama likes best...
2017
Obama leaves the White House.
There is a great, unofficial, national mourning. People are wearing black armbands to honor the end of USA's Glory Days. This, however, is very shortlived, as..
February
...the new president turns out to be very good as well. She's doing some really good things, and people are very pleased. She admits «Obama is a very hard act to follow», but she promises to do her best, and, making a joke about her own appearance, goes on to say that «it's not over 'till the fat lady sings!»
Everybody is happy.
2018
He is now the President of the United Nations.
The end
...except for
The First Obama Settlement on Mars!
Native Martians arrive to the grand opening seremony to pay their tribute to the great Earth Leader
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